Blah Blah Blah

here’s a song I wrote about your social media:

Blah blah lah lah lah
Blah blah blah lah lah lah lah lah
Blah blah blab blah blah blah
It must be true

Blah blah lah lah lah
Blah blah blah lah lah lah lah lah
So here’s to tagging you
I’m tagging you

Your news is full of shit
You’re getting carried away
Nobody believes that you’re loving everyday

Check your posts, check your posts
Do you have any likes
You got 3000 comments from 3000 guys on the other side of the world

And your faithful 51000 followers are not really converting into cash
Quite the way that you thought that they would when
You posted that picture of your branded ass
For all the world to see

There’s something slightly surprising when people take off your clothes
They thought they’d seen it all before but no,
Cos you were just photoshopped!

“I don’t like it”
You don’t like
Don’t give a damn
Lets throw away the key

Dubya dubya dubya dot this is not bullshit dot com
Which must mean that your sources are not wrong
“Why can’t we all just get along?”
Blah!

Your vacation was awesome
Hashtag fucking awesome
Wish we’d all just been there with you
You’re never wrong
You’re as deep as a puddle

Blah blah lah lah lah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah lah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I guess you’re here to stay
Wish you’d go away

Blah blah blah lah lah lah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
loving every day, every day

sometimes angry, sometimes sad
sometimes things weally bad
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

In your world things are simply fantastic, delightful, there’s nothing you
have never owned

But that other person has something that you want
So you’re gonna repost that photo
And pretend that you actually bought it

When you actually didn’t so you tag the fat jewish with your ass on the
world wide web

hoping that someone might
like you more than they actually already do

Blah blah blah, Blah blah blah, Blah blah blah!

And if you’re still listening to this song
There’s not much happening in your day
But that isn’t wrong

Cos everybody’s tuned in to hear this little ditty
So don’t feel bad, don’t feel shitty
We can help fix ya
We can help ya turn it off
Keep trashy social media at bay

Play with your dog <woof>
Stead of snapping away

Find extra time to enjoy your holiday
Keep your birthday suit on for just a minute
Take it off for a loved one, you starting to get it?

See your friends at meals
Enjoy that food
Who knew that conversation could be so fucking good

Lets turn it off, when it matters
Lets turn it off, when it matters
Lets turn it off
…… what turn off the internet?

No Donald, cos that would just be fucking stupid!

Nobody actually knows why your following grows

Blah blah lah lah lah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah lah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Lets throw away the key

Shampoo, bubble baths, big yachts, my bae he drinks real champagne
Check out this frickin awesome selfie I just took with Tiesto in Ibiza
Spain!

I don’t like it!